This section I share some jokes, analogies, and other things.
- Virtual Boss, Virtual Position, Virtual Salary... I'm techie but I want something Real!
- Classification of Bosses:
- Scrooge Boss (From Christmas Carol): There is no vacation to anyone, If I can work 24H/7D, anyone also can.
- Turistic Guide Boss: The one that It's never present, only when It has to guide the workplace, to complain the workers, or making more jobs to employee.
- Celebrity Boss: The one that It's only present when there are the press or a presentation.
- Squid Boss: The one that try to control everything without delegating.
- Ostrich Boss: The one that when there is a problem, it hides itself or throw the problem to an innocent.
| Analogies from Technology |
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- SELECT jobs FROM employers WHERE stability='true' and salary >current_salary
--- Rubén Cheng
- When the ammount of packet (jobs) from many ports (people) block the backplane (capacity)
--- Rubén Cheng
- When many packets [jobs] use the channel [worker] at the same time, occurs a colision[incapacity]
--- Rubén Cheng
- Some employers want one to work as ATM. but, they don't want to make any investment in that technology.
--- Rubén Cheng
